angeldictator: Remember that episode of Spongebob, where Spongebob and Mr. Krabs thought they killed the health inspector, but instead of calling the police, they taught children it’s okay to just bury the body instead.
Look at that fucker, holding his little branch.
thatisalargebaby: teenage girls are fucking mocked for liking things that are marketed towards them and for them then when theyre sick of being shit on for that and try to like things not specifically “for them” they get shit on for “pretending” and they cant win at all its a lose lose situation being a teenage girl
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ask-a-little-sister: girlwhodiesalot: ralph-the-gallade: askahoennbreeder: ask-crystal-the-gardevoir: hallowantvenom: sunrisethefangirl: typical-teen-with-digi-spirits: If you can’t reblog this… EVERYONE ON TUMBLR IS A DICK #confirm The lack of people who reblogged this… not everyone on tumblr are dicks you dick If you can reblog this then Sphere: Reblog...
fuckwhyischoosingaurlsohard: do you ever come up with a story in your head and you’re like ‘OMG THIS IS THE MOST AMAZING THING IN THE HISTORY OF EVER I THINK I’LL WRITE THIS’ but then you don’t know how to write and its just
"Art is easy, all you do is draw!"
peevesies: i went down to the middle school today for relay for life and i saw my old social studies teacher i had a crush on (don’t talk to me) and he was like “hey how are you i haven’t seen you in ages?” and the first thing i blurted out was “I JUST TURNED 18” and jesus christ if that’s not the thirstiest thing i’ve said in my whole life
that-disney-blog: there are 3 types of people in the world: those that call him Flynn, those that call him Eugene and those that have no clue what I’m talking about
thatbasslady: A book that every single person on the earth needs to read right this very moment is ” the burn journals ” by Brent Runyon. I’m not lying when I say it will change your entire outlook on life.
A friendly reminder
gothiccharmschool: No one is universally loved. Not everyone is going to like you or what you do. Some people will be very vocal about that, and will try to insult you and tear you down. SO. WHAT. Don’t listen to them. Don’t spend time trying to argue with them. Spend your time and energy on being yourself, on becoming who you want to be. Or, as the Kids Today say: fuck the haters. :-D
flutterlings: the whole yahoo/tumblr thing is rly just like when a single dad marries a new woman and the kids get rebellious and are like “YOU’RE NOT MY REAL MOM”
I hated high school. I don’t trust anybody who looks back on the years from 14...– Stephen King (via i-kweem)
That moment when you realize that The Lion King...
beelzebub-36: arthur-christmas-claus: And they weren’t even the same species. “But it’s not natural!” “There’s no way any child raised by two men could be happy, or even content.” “But now their child will be gay.” “He will never have a normal, real relationship.” “He’ll be socially inept and never amount to anything.” Respected king. Loved father. I rest my case. And...
miguel-the-sexy-and-powerful-god: gaytectives: theimpalaismyhome: gingerjonasbrother: my favorite thing about hiatuses is the way the fans go a bit dormant, and hide under mountains of fics and rewatches and other shows but then something happens, filming starts, and suddenly # WE AREN’T FANGIRLS # WE’RE FANDRAGONS what happened to the sherlock fandom and why didn’t we go dormant...
lumos5000: budapestcupboardlatch: cliffrose-acetone: Doctor Who: SCREAMING Supernatural: CRYING Sherlock: WAITING Merlin: DEAD Hannibal: Eating Merlin HANNIBAL YOU SPIT MERLIN OUT, RIGHT. NOW! Impeccable timing fandoms
elasticitymudflap: when people ask me if i know about a thing i’m actually a huge fan of
starksexual: i was at the bus stop with my sister the other day and for no apparent reason, she says: ‘dude, there are more dead people in the world than living people’ and the woman standing beside me whispered ‘holy shit’ and i fucking lost it