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DOGS AND CATS CANNOT BE VEGETARIANS!! OCCASIONAL pieces of vegetable are ok, but not all the time
BUT NOT FOR CATS. CATS ARE STRICTLY CARNIVORES. THEIR DIGESTIVE SYSTEM CANNOT HANDLE PLANT MATTER.
This is why, if you catch your cat eating grass, it is EATING GRASS BECAUSE IT FEELS ILL AND WANTS TO MAKE ITSELF THROW UP TO POSSIBLY GET THE BAD THINGS OUT OF ITS TUMMY. It is NOT eating grass because “omnivore”!! Cats are CARNIVORES.
GIRLS — if you hit, slap, belittle, kick, punch, choke, throw things at, or control your boyfriends, you are the abuser. You are not a “strong woman”, “empowered”, or anything similar. You are hurting him. Even if his muscles are strong enough to take it, a hit or slap from someone you love is an emotional blow.
Written by a girl who’d never hit a guy.
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me introducing myself
NO MOM I DONT CARE IF IM WEARING A ‘BOYS’ SHIRT
LIKE HOW THE FUCK DOES A SHIRT HAVE A GENDER HOW DOES THAT HAPPEN???
things like this make me glad to know my mother wasn’t an idiot about gender roles. she didn’t give a shit that i wore mens’ clothes and nobody should care what you wear.
not letting this meme die featuring mostly bill cipher
Mojo Jojo must shit out Chemical X… that’s the only thing I can think of as to why he was able to make the boys from a toilet. Unless the water is like contaminated with Chemical X.
He literally dropped the kids off at the pool. Or rather, picked them up?
Oh. My. God.