LittleMouseBrennan

Maybe they got bored with you and moved to France.

Countdown to Halloween → Coraline (2009)

priceofliberty:

hellabiafra:

vegasmo:

Human: “HAHAHA Animals are so dumb!”

*goes to war with its own species, uses up all of its resources, destroys its own environment, pollutes its own air and water*

Animal: *licks its own asshole*

human: *licks someone else’s asshole and calls it sex*

gaydicks420:

summerisinreverse:

gaydicks420:

i think this girl in my class thinks i hate her but actually im just really really gay for her

Tell her

im thinking of waiting till the end of the semester. two weeks into class seems a little early to be confessing my love.

morgasm-in-your-coffee:

broken-cycle:

morgasm-in-your-coffee:

realityisoverrated:

gracefullikeagazelle:

knives-and-pipes:

upgraders:

most private thing im willing to admit: im not good at estimating how much pasta is enough for one person 

image there’s a tool for that

I’m sorry, does that scale progress from a child to a HORSE?

OMG GET IT
IM SO HUNGRY
I COULD
EAT
A HORSE
JFC

IM SO HUNGRY

I COULD EAT A SMALL CHILD

MORGAN NO

DONT TELL ME WHAT TO DO MATTHEW

I WILL EAT A SMALL CHILD IF I WANT TO 

cyborglovesong:

How to be evil:

  1. Call everyone a fool.

frighteningfox:

jontronshat:

cunicular:

Your first time is NOT supposed to hurt

You are NOT supposed to bleed

If you bleed, that is NOT your hymen being ‘popped’, it is a tear due to lack of sexual arousal and natural lubrication.

This is all a MYTH perpetrated by men so they don’t have to make sure you are comfortable and sufficiently aroused enough before you have sex with them. It is an excuse to disregard and hurt you.

I just really want women to know this.

wait…. really?

yes really

wiggle-my-fallen-angel:

couragemadnessfriendshiplove:

estychan:

fandoms-are-my-one-true-love:

This is the single most amazing thing I have ever seen [x]

HOW THO

I CAN’T COMPREHEND THIS MUCH SKILL

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